I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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