Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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