i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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