What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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