I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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