Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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