Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I woke up under a house in Key West
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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