Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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