I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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