i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
COCAINE IS GR8
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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