What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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