and next time when you feel me up, do it right
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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