You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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