If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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