I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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