I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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