As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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