I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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