You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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