What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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