Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
There r osticjed everywhere
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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