You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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