Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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