He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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