In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Are we still banned from the library?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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