i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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