He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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