in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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