He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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