NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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