I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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