I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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