My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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