3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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