no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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