I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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