Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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