Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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