TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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