so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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