if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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