I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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