They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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