So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
