But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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