The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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