Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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