I could have mohawked her pubes.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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