Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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