i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers