I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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