My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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