my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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