Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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