2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
foreskin is a definite game changer
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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